Introducing... The HandyCap.

The other day we were asked to pick some words out of a dictionary and try to give them some new meanings. My favourite was:

 'Handycap' - a cap that that has everything you could possibly need attached to it somewhere or somehow, the user could wear it all the time and then when they need something they can just grab it.

Pretty handy huh?  I reckon it would probably look something like this if it went into production...