1. Ryvita - So light you might have to tie them down.
2. Kiwi Shoe Polish - It saves carrying a mirror. / Your shoes are a reflection of you.
3. Carling Extra Cold - Gloves not included.
4. Monster.com - Only zookeepers like working with monkeys.
5. Kellogs Corn Flakes - Voted no.1 by milk everywhere. / Milk's Favourite.
6. Nutri-Grain Bars - Have an extra 10 minutes in bed.
7. Night Nurse - One sheep, 2 sheep, ZZZZZZ
8. Hornby Trains - Your dad might even let you have a go.
9. Elastoplast - Bloody good.
10. Clearasil - Everyone will spot the difference. / For when your under the spotlight.
11. Daihatsu Cars - No one likes show offs anyway.
12. Exchange and Mart - Everything from Audi's to Zimmer frames.
No comments:
Post a Comment